After you’ve opened all your gifts and before you’ve eaten a single Brussel sprout, it’s time for the retelling of some awful Christmas Cracker Jokes! Sometimes they can be so bad that they’re good. Here are some of the most awful cracker jokes that we could find! They might make you laugh but probably not…
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
What do you call a cat in the desert?
What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
What do you call a three-legged donkey?
A wonky donkey.
There are plenty of these jokes around, we’re not sure who writes them or even how they have become rooted into one of our Christmas Day traditions. But we have to admit that we love them, no matter how bad they are.